Sometime in the summer of 2011 “Hey, this may be a weird question and I don’t mean to offend you, but are you bi or gay? I’m kinda getting that vibe” This was probably followed by some emoji to relieve some of the tension. “Hahaha no I’m not.” I didn’t think so. People made “gay” […]Read More The Most Life-Altering Text Message I Have Ever Received.
I lived in a house with 7 other people. It was a college house and, inevitably, we wound up going through a lot of cans and bottles. From the beginning of our lease-year, we collected our empties and brought them to Target to deposit them and get the money back. One time I went with […]Read More Why I Cannot Stand Living on Long Island Anymore